Performers: Alexander Knight, Dr Richard Barton, Molly Malone, Pandora Blake, Nimue Allen
Alexander Knight and Pandora Blake stand outside the headmaster's office, listening to the swish and crack of the cane. He's only there to deliver a note, but unfortunate schoolboy Alexander gets much more than he deserves.
Despite the poor boy's protestations, headmaster Dr Barton administers six of the best - a school caning as harsh as it is unjust. In grey school shorts and with fear in his eyes, Alexander has no choice – he touches his toes and awaits an unearned punishment caning.